Wait a sec, Tim Calhoun's on, and he's a football cousin and a Donkey Kong best friend.
Anyway, the blog has 965 Schrutebucks and 17 Stanley Nickels. With that in mind, 100 on each of these:
Tennessee -9 at KC: Tennessee is really good, KC is really bad.
Pittsburgh -10 at CIN: Pittsburgh is really good, CIN is really bad.
Houston -9.5 vs DET: Houston is really good (the best 1-4 team in the world), DET is really bad.
Notice a trend there?
Also, over 35 in the PIT-CIN game, and under 47 in the DET-HOU game.
And in the upset portion, Oakland +155 to win straight out vs the Jets as McFadden romps, same with Cleveland +265 at Washington.
And put the surplus 65 SBucks and the SNickels on TB-11 vs SEA, because Tampa is really good (at football, not baseball), and SEA is really bad.
That leaves us with 200 Schrutebucks for a special occasion. Parlay and tease as you wish, but I got to keep my fun wagers secret or they'll lose, simple as that. Yeah, that's why they'd lose.