I was on leave for 2 weeks, and even though I'm still on leave, it's time to get back to blogging. Between today and tomorrow, I'll be counting down the top 5 stories that took place while I was gone. For now, some honorable mentions:
Posada's going on the DL.
Jessica's licking icing off of Romo.
T.O. isn't joining bangbros.com.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a funny movie, but there was a little too much penis and not enough of Mila Kunis's real deals.
Clemens had coitus with a 15 year old.
And Isiah was reassigned to coffee boy.
The countdown begins soon.